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Post by Ror on Aug 18, 2013 7:49:41 GMT
[193] Istus: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SWEET SIXTEEN!!! Fri Aug 16 20:40:14 2013 To: all
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SWEET SIXTEEN!!!
Oh my, what would a 16th birthday be without a sweet ride?
Nothing! That's what! So what will we do about it?
You're invited to the best scatter quest ever. Around these realms are scattered keys. Only one set will unlock the doors to a brand spanking new airship. Oh yeah... it's a mother friggin free airship. If you find the keys that open the doors, you will win the ride to end all rides:
>>Sweet<< **Luxury Ram-Duster IQ13** >>Sixteen<<
This airship comes equipped with: *A shiny Materia Hull *Three silver 1250mm Figaro Earth-Splitter Cannons *Four 40 piston <Judge> 4,000 Pony [Lightning] Makou-Drive Engine's *Six 40 piston <Judge> 4,000 Pony [Lightning] Makou-Lift Engine's *A pink leather Captain's Chair *A Co-Pilot's Recliner *A bunk bed with pink satin sheets *A healing couch *A healing jacuzzi *A pair of Pink Fuzzy dice (built in) *And an awesome punk rock painting of the lead singer of the group, Sex with Fisticuffs. (built in)
This prize package is worth 191,000 platinum, and let's face it... It's fucking cool!
So! Get out there and find the keys, come to Market Square and see if YOUR key is THE key that unlocks the door to a sixteen year old girl's dream!
Only one catch... the keys must be found before the clock strikes midnight and our weekend of fun turns into a pumpkin of a Monday morning!! Get on your hunting caps and go to it!
-Istus, Fate Weaver
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